“wanna hang? generic excuse” is a funny, sarcastic, snarky unisex pullover hoodie sweatshirt for people who hate hanging out or going out and doing things. It might not be that you hate people so much as you are an introvert or neurodivergent and just get exhausted by hanging out at parties or in the social scene. It’s the kind of funny, snarky, rude hoodie that’s guaranteed to make people do a double-take and then burst into laughter. It’s just not socially acceptable to say “generic excuse” when somebody asks you to hang out. You have to at least come up with a compelling excuse like it’s my turn to water the plants or that you need to give your cat a bath. This hoodie for introverts is perfect for those mornings when you need a bit of humor to kick-start your day – because who said motivation can’t come with a side of hilarious swearing & sassy attitude? So go ahead, throw on this hilarious hodie, give everybody your generic excuses, and conquer the day with a smile on your face and laughter in your heart! It’s the kind of thing that’ll make you chuckle in the mirror every morning and give strangers a reason to smile & laugh throughout the day. So throw it on, strut your stuff, like introverted neurodivergent that you are, and let the world know that you’re a beautiful mess in the best possible way. Hopefully this hoodie has the side effect of people thinking that you also don’t want to talk.
This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft and warm, a perfect choice for any cold day. In the front, the spacious kangaroo pocket adds daily practicality while the hood’s drawstring is the same color as the base sweater for extra style points.
.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.
.: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
.: The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee’s dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors – 60% polyester, 40% cotton
.: Funny gift for introverted people or neurodivergents who need their space and quiet time
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