“You’re Alive! Enjoy It While It Lasts” is a funny t-shirt for people who love a dark sense of humor tee. If you have an emotional deficit or an emotional void that can’t be filled with anything other than darkness and existential dread, then you might like this tshirt. You’re alive…for now! You’re Alive, Enjoy it while it lasts sounds vaguely threatening. Well, then you might as well wear it on your t-shirt, because you always strive to be vaguely threatening! This dark humor tee is all retro and happy on the outside, but on the inside it is full of darkness, depression, and existential dread. It’s sort of like admiring a black hole from afar – you can’t help but be fascinated by the sheer emptiness of it all…you thought you were the only one who was empty inside. If you have a great sense of humor as well as a terrific emotional abyss, then you might find this tee sarcastic and snarky, but also dark and humorous. This t-shirt makes a great humorous, sarcastic gift for a loved one who has a great sense of humor about how life is a short, crappy nightmare, so you might as well enjoy it for the 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0 minutes you have left of it. Yay – a funny and soul crushing snarky retro t-shirt.
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
.: Great t-shirt gift for people who joke around about how little time people have left to live…some dark humor, snarky bullsh*t.
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