Funny Dark Humor Hoodie : Your Alive Enjoy While It Lasts Retro Snarky Sarcastic Hoodies with Depression Vibes

“You’re Alive! Enjoy It While It Lasts” is a funny pullover hoodie sweatshirt for people who love a dark sense of humor tee. If you have an emotional deficit or an emotional void that can’t be filled with anything other than darkness and existential dread, then you might like this sweatshirt. You’re alive…for now! You’re Alive, Enjoy it while it lasts sounds vaguely threatening. Well, then you might as well wear it on your hoodie, because you always strive to be vaguely threatening! This dark humor hoodie is all retro and happy on the outside, but on the inside it is full of darkness, depression, and existential dread. It’s sort of like admiring a black hole from afar – you can’t help but be fascinated by the sheer emptiness of it all…you thought you were the only one who was empty inside. If you have a great sense of humor as well as a terrific emotional abyss, then you might find this pullover hoodie sarcastic and snarky, but also dark and humorous. This hoodie makes a great humorous, sarcastic gift for a loved one who has a great sense of humor about how life is a short, crappy nightmare, so you might as well enjoy it for the 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0 minutes you have left of it. Yay – a funny and soul crushing snarky retro hoodie.

This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft and warm, a perfect choice for any cold day. In the front, the spacious kangaroo pocket adds daily practicality while the hood’s drawstring is the same color as the base sweater for extra style points.

.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.

.: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.

.: The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.

.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee’s dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.

.: Great hoodie gift for people who joke around about how little time people have left to live…some dark humor, snarky bullsh*t.

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