“Help, I’m Alive!” is a funny, sarcastic, snarky unisex t-shirt for people who are traumatized by being alive. Help, I’m alive, and it’s scary as hell. I’m grateful to be alive, but why do things keep happening. It’s not a real emergency, but I sure feel traumatized by the daily grind. No, don’t call 911, just maybe be patient with me. I’m just a newborn adult, after all. So if you see me wearing this shirt, don’t worry – I’m not in danger, just trying to survive the chaos of everyday life with a healthy dose of humor. Get this t-shirt for a friend who is in the middle of an existential crisis or for a friend who is traumatized by the horrors of existing. Buy your hilarious t-shirt today.
This classic unisex jersey short-sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
.: Funny gift for your sarcastic friends with great sense of humor about the horrors of existence
.: Perfect gift tee for your friends who have a great snarky, sassy, sarcastic sense of humor
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