“I Was Fine Until I Was Born!” is a funny sarcastic t-shirt for people who love hilariously depressing shirts. Well, it all started when I was just a twinkle in my parents’ eyes. Life was easy then—I didn’t have to worry about paying bills or figuring out what to do with my life. But then, one fateful day, I was unceremoniously thrust into this world, kicking and screaming like a miniature banshee who just realized they didn’t know what to do or how to behave. Suddenly, I had to contend with gravity, social norms, and the eternal struggle of trying to figure out which sock goes on which foot. So, yeah, you could say I peaked before I even left the womb. This t-shirt is hilariously heavy and maybe great for someone who suffers from depression or has a depressed personality, but in a snarky way. If you have a great sense of humor as well as a terrific emotional abyss, then you might find this sarcastic, snarky t-shirt to be hilarious. This t-shirt makes a great humorous gift for a loved one who has a great sense of humor about not belonging in this world, or always feeling a little depressed. This funny t-shirt is dripping with sarcasm and snark, so don’t take what it says at face value. Wherever you go, people will smile because it is deliciously snarky, like you.
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
.: Great t-shirt gift for your friends who have a great snarky, sarcastic sense of humor
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