“F*ck It I’m Joining a Cult” is a funny unisex t-shirt for people who love a sarcastic, dark sense of humor tee. I’m teetering on the edge of joining a cult; the recruiter just needs to show up at my door with a pamphlet and a solution to my eternal struggle of making small talk with my neighbor. If they promise to not invite my neighbor, Susan, I might just sign up on the spot! With Susan out of the picture, I’ll be sipping their Kool-Aid faster than you can say “I’m now in a cult!” If you are this close to running away to join a cult, then this sarcastic, but humorous t-shirt is for you. If you love chanting mantras, and worshipping your new god, Guru ZenSpock, the Supreme Master of Alignment and Spiritual Enlightenment, then you might like this snarky, dark humor tee. This is a great gift for your friends who have a sarcastic, snarky sense of humor.
This t-shirt makes a great humorous gift for a loved one who has a great sense of humor about pondering their own existence and not knowing their place in this huge universe. You know, the little stuff.
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
.: Great t-shirt gift for people who have a sense of humor about hating minor inconveniences and thinking that a cults would solve everything
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