Funny Sarcastic Hoodie : I Was Fine Until I Was Born Humorous Snarky Hilarious Sweatshirts

“I Was Fine Until I Was Born!” is a funny sarcastic pullover hoodie sweatshirt for people who love hilariously depressing shirts. Well, it all started when I was just a twinkle in my parents’ eyes. Life was easy then—I didn’t have to worry about paying bills or figuring out what to do with my life. But then, one fateful day, I was unceremoniously thrust into this world, kicking and screaming like a miniature banshee who just realized they didn’t know what to do or how to behave. Suddenly, I had to contend with gravity, social norms, and the eternal struggle of trying to figure out which sock goes on which foot. So, yeah, you could say I peaked before I even left the womb. This hoodie is hilariously heavy and maybe great for someone who suffers from depression or has a depressed personality, but in a snarky way. If you have a great sense of humor as well as a terrific emotional abyss, then you might find this sarcastic, snarky hoodie sweatshirt to be hilarious. This pullover hoodie makes a great humorous gift for a loved one who has a great sense of humor about not belonging in this world, or always feeling a little depressed. This funny hoodie is dripping with sarcasm and snark, so don’t take what it says at face value. Wherever you go, people will smile because it is deliciously snarky, like you.

This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft and warm, a perfect choice for any cold day. In the front, the spacious kangaroo pocket adds daily practicality while the hood’s drawstring is the same color as the base sweater for extra style points.

.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.

.: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.

.: The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.

.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee’s dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.

.: Great hoodie gift for your friends who have a great snarky, sarcastic sense of humor