Funny Metabolism Hoodie : Wish I Had Metabolism Instead of Gigantic Tits Hoodies Humorous Shirt

“I Wish That I Had a Metabolism Instead Of These Gigantic Tits” is a funny pullover hoodie sweatshirt for women who have shitty metabolisms and want to trade their gigantic boobs in for a working metabolism. The shirt says, “I Wish I Had a Working Metabolism Instead of These Giant Tits” which would be even funnier to wear if the woman had small breasts. This is a funny hoodie for girls who suffer from slow metabolisms, who just want to eat a slize of pizza without gaining 5 pounds. You have a huge rack, why can’t you trade those in for a working metabolism so you can eat for once. Oh, the possibilities! Imagine effortlessly burning through calories like a flamethrower through butter, instead of watching them cling to you for dear life. Here’s to hoping that one day, science will offer a trade-in program for crappy metabolisms. Cheers to boobular metabolism trade-offs and the eternal quest for balance in a world full of delicious temptations! I hope that this hoodie can make you laugh every day or at least smile. Or if you are a friend or family member, this would make a good gag gift for somebody who hates their metabolism so much that they would trade in their boobs for one.

This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft and warm, a perfect choice for any cold day. In the front, the spacious kangaroo pocket adds daily practicality while the hood’s drawstring is the same color as the base sweater for extra style points.

.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.

.: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.

.: The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.

.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee’s dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.

.: Perfect gift for your women friends with crappy metabolisms

.: Perfect gift for your women friends who want to eat whatever they want