“High on Life But Mostly Drugs” is a funny unisex t-shirt for people who think that making drug jokes is okay, really low life people like myself. Drugs are never okay, but the one place drugs are allowed to be are on funny, sarcastic t-shirts, such as this one. This is supposed to be an inspirational t-shirt about being high on life, but I had to go and ruin it by adding the last line “but mostly drugs”. Sure you are high on life, but really you are mostly high on drugs. If it isn’t just a life high, but a drugs high, then you should wear this tee. If you have a great sense of humor about things you should never joke about, then you might find this tee humorous. This sarcastic t-shirt makes a great humorous gift for a loved one who has a great sense of humor, maybe even an irresponsible relationship with drugs. However, this also makes a great gift for someone who has never done drugs, because, I don’t make the rules, it is way funnier that way.
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
.: Great t-shirt gift for people with a great sense of humor and a sense of humor about drug use
.: Great t-shirt gift for people who think drugs are funny
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