Funny Gastritis T-Shirt : Damsel in Gastric Distress Humorous Tee Shirt for Stomach Diseases

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“Damsel in Gastric Distress” is a funny unisex t-shirt for women who have chronic gastritis, Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS), Crohn’s Disease, Diverticulitis, Ulcerative Colitis (UC), GERD (Heartburn & Acid Reflux), Celiac Disease, stomach ulcers, or other stomach problems. If you have one or more of these problems with your stomach, life isn’t easy for you. The only thing that would help you would be if a prince saved you from your perilous situation (yeh right) and nursed you back to health. I have several stomach disorders and I know that nothing helps in the long run. Hopefully this funny t-shirt will put a smile on your face, instead of the grimace that is normally on your face when you are feeling the stomach pains. Wear this outside the house to let people know that you are suffering and therefor a damsel in gastric distress. Get this humorous tee for other women who suffer not-so-silently with stomach and gut issues.

Once upon a time, in the kingdom of Digestopia, there lived a damsel in distress of the most peculiar kind. Lady Loretta found herself embroiled in a battle against her own insides. Her stomach, usually as calm as a serene lake, had transformed into a tempestuous sea of bubbling discomfort. With each gurgle and rumble, she felt like a medieval fortress besieged by a rambunctious army. Despite her predicament, Lady Loretta maintained her noble demeanor, facing each grumble with a wry smile and a quip. “Ah, it seems my innards have decided to orchestrate a symphony of chaos today,” she’d jest, her laughter echoing through the castle halls. Even in the midst of gastric turmoil, her spirit remained indomitable, for she knew that every bellyache was just another chapter in her epic tale of digestive adventure. And so, armed with her wit and a trusty bottle of antacids, Lady Loretta marched bravely onward, ready to conquer whatever culinary dragons dared to cross her path.

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.

.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.

.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.

.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.

.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

.: Great t-shirt gift for people with a great sense of humor about their stomach and gut disorders

.: Great t-shirt gift for women who suffer from stomach ailments such as gastritis, IBS or Chrohns

Great t-shirt for women who have stomach diseases such as: chronic gastritis, Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS), Crohn’s Disease, Celiac Disease, Diverticulitis, Ulcerative Colitis (UC), GERD (Heartburn & Acid Reflux), stomach ulcers, or other stomach problems.

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