Funny Gastritis Mug 11 Oz : Damsel in Gastric Distress Humorous Mugs for Stomach Hurts

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“Damsel in Gastric Distress” is a funny 11 ounce ceramic mug for women who have chronic gastritis, Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS), Crohn’s Disease, Diverticulitis, Ulcerative Colitis (UC), GERD (Heartburn & Acid Reflux), Celiac Disease, stomach ulcers, or other stomach problems. If you have one or more of these problems with your stomach, life isn’t easy for you. The only thing that would help you would be if a prince saved you from your perilous situation (yeh right) and nursed you back to health. I have several stomach disorders and I know that nothing helps in the long run. Hopefully this funny coffee mug will put a smile on your face, instead of the grimace that is normally on your face when you are feeling the stomach pains. Use this mug outside the house to let people know that you are suffering and therefor a damsel in gastric distress. Get this humorous mug for other women who suffer not-so-silently with stomach and gut issues.

Once upon a time, in the kingdom of Digestopia, there lived a damsel in distress of the most peculiar kind. Lady Loretta found herself embroiled in a battle against her own insides. Her stomach, usually as calm as a serene lake, had transformed into a tempestuous sea of bubbling discomfort. With each gurgle and rumble, she felt like a medieval fortress besieged by a rambunctious army. Despite her predicament, Lady Loretta maintained her noble demeanor, facing each grumble with a wry smile and a quip. “Ah, it seems my innards have decided to orchestrate a symphony of chaos today,” she’d jest, her laughter echoing through the castle halls. Even in the midst of gastric turmoil, her spirit remained indomitable, for she knew that every bellyache was just another chapter in her epic tale of digestive adventure. And so, armed with her wit and a trusty bottle of antacids, Lady Loretta marched bravely onward, ready to conquer whatever culinary dragons dared to cross her path.

Add some color to your routine with this two-tone, custom accent coffee mug. This 11oz mug features an accented C-Handle that is comfortable to use, as well as an accented interior to add more contrast and character.

.: White ceramic with colored interior and handle

.: C-handle

.: Eye-catching color contrast

.: Lead and BPA-free

.: Great coffee mug gift for people with a great sense of humor about their stomach and gut disorders

.: Great mug gift for women who suffer from stomach ailments such as gastritis, IBS or Chrohns

Great mug for women who have stomach diseases such as: chronic gastritis, Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS), Crohn’s Disease, Celiac Disease, Diverticulitis, Ulcerative Colitis (UC), GERD (Heartburn & Acid Reflux), stomach ulcers, or other stomach problems.

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