“Damsel in Gastric Distress” is a funny unisex pullover hoodie sweatshirt for women who have chronic gastritis, Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS), Crohn’s Disease, Diverticulitis, Ulcerative Colitis (UC), GERD (Heartburn & Acid Reflux), Celiac Disease, stomach ulcers, or other stomach problems. If you have one or more of these problems with your stomach, life isn’t easy for you. The only thing that would help you would be if a prince saved you from your perilous situation (yeh right) and nursed you back to health. I have several stomach disorders and I know that nothing helps in the long run. Hopefully this funny hoodie sweatshirt will put a smile on your face, instead of the grimace that is normally on your face when you are feeling the stomach pains. Wear this hoodie outside the house to let people know that you are suffering and therefor a damsel in gastric distress. Get this humorous hoodie for other women who suffer not-so-silently with stomach and gut issues.
Once upon a time, in the kingdom of Digestopia, there lived a damsel in distress of the most peculiar kind. Lady Loretta found herself embroiled in a battle against her own insides. Her stomach, usually as calm as a serene lake, had transformed into a tempestuous sea of bubbling discomfort. With each gurgle and rumble, she felt like a medieval fortress besieged by a rambunctious army. Despite her predicament, Lady Loretta maintained her noble demeanor, facing each grumble with a wry smile and a quip. “Ah, it seems my innards have decided to orchestrate a symphony of chaos today,” she’d jest, her laughter echoing through the castle halls. Even in the midst of gastric turmoil, her spirit remained indomitable, for she knew that every bellyache was just another chapter in her epic tale of digestive adventure. And so, armed with her wit and a trusty bottle of antacids, Lady Loretta marched bravely onward, ready to conquer whatever culinary dragons dared to cross her path.
This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft and warm, a perfect choice for any cold day. In the front, the spacious kangaroo pocket adds daily practicality while the hood’s drawstring is the same color as the base sweater for extra style points.
.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.
.: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
.: The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee’s dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors – 60% polyester, 40% cotton
.: Great hoodie gift for people with a great sense of humor about their stomach and gut disorders
.: Great hoodie sweatshirt gift for women who suffer from stomach ailments such as gastritis, IBS or Chrohns
Great hoodie for women who have stomach diseases such as: chronic gastritis, Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS), Crohn’s Disease, Celiac Disease, Diverticulitis, Ulcerative Colitis (UC), GERD (Heartburn & Acid Reflux), stomach ulcers, or other stomach problems.
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