“My body is a machine that turns food into diarrhea” is a funny unisex t-shirt for people who have chronic diarrhea such as chronic gastritis, Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS), Crohn’s Disease, Diverticulitis, Ulcerative Colitis (UC), Celiac Disease, or other stomach problems. If you have one or more of these problems with your stomach, life isn’t easy for you. My apologies, but it sounds like your body’s “machine” might be experiencing a bit of a glitch in its digestive software! It’s like your stomach is running on the latest beta version of “Dysentery Simulator 3000.” Instead of smoothly processing food, it’s decided to go on a chaotic rollercoaster ride through your intestines, turning everything you eat into diarrhea. I hope you enjoy hanging out near the toilet all day, every day. I have several stomach disorders and I know that nothing helps in the long run. Hopefully this funny t-shirt will put a smile on your face, instead of the grimace that is normally on your face when you are feeling the stomach pains. Get this humorous tee for yourself if suffer not-so-silently with diarrhea and stomach and gut issues. Of course, you could also get it for your friends as a gag gift, even if they don’t have diarrhea issues.
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
.: Great gag gift as well
Great t-shirt for people who have chronic diarrhea & stomach diseases such as: chronic gastritis, Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS), Crohn’s Disease, Celiac Disease, Diverticulitis, Ulcerative Colitis (UC), or other stomach problems.
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