“My body is a machine that turns food into diarrhea” is a funny 11 ounce ceramic mug for people who have chronic diarrhea such as chronic gastritis, Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS), Crohn’s Disease, Diverticulitis, Ulcerative Colitis (UC), Celiac Disease, or other stomach problems. If you have one or more of these problems with your stomach, life isn’t easy for you. My apologies, but it sounds like your body’s “machine” might be experiencing a bit of a glitch in its digestive software! It’s like your stomach is running on the latest beta version of “Dysentery Simulator 3000.” Instead of smoothly processing food, it’s decided to go on a chaotic rollercoaster ride through your intestines, turning everything you eat into diarrhea. I hope you enjoy hanging out near the toilet all day, every day. I have several stomach disorders and I know that nothing helps in the long run. Hopefully this funny coffee mug will put a smile on your face, instead of the grimace that is normally on your face when you are feeling the stomach pains. Get this humorous mug for yourself if suffer not-so-silently with diarrhea and stomach and gut issues. Of course, you could also get this mug for your friends as a gag gift, even if they don’t have diarrhea issues.
Warm your soul with a nice cuppa out of this perfectly sized black ceramic mug. It’s BPA and lead-free, microwave and dishwasher-safe, and made of black durable ceramic in 11-ounce sizes. The high-quality sublimation printing makes this black ceramic mug the perfect gift for your true coffee, tea, or hot chocolate lover.
.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish
.: One size: 11 oz (0.33 l)
.: Microwave and dishwasher safe
.: Blank product sourced from China
.: C-shaped easy-grip handle
.: Lead and BPA-free
.: Great gag gift as well
Great mug for people who have chronic diarrhea & stomach diseases such as: chronic gastritis, Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS), Crohn’s Disease, Celiac Disease, Diverticulitis, Ulcerative Colitis (UC), or other stomach problems.
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