“My Parents Had Sex And All I Got Was a Bloodline Curse (Autoimmune Disease)” Funny Unisex T-shirts are great for people with autoimmune diseases such as Lupus, MCTD, Scleroderma, Rheumatoid Arthritis, fibromyalgia, Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, POTS syndrome, Crohn’s, Graves, Celiacs, Cancer, Autoimmune Gastritis, Autoimmune Thyroid, Hashimotos, Crohn’s, Graves, Sjogrens, Celiacs, Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, Psoriatic arthritis, Reactive arthritis, Vasculitis, Enteropathic arthritis, Myositis, and Systemic sclerosis. Sure, you have a body and you should be grateful to have the one body that you were given. But did the one body that I get to live in for the rest of my life have to be a sh*tty, diseased body? Everybody else I know has a normal body that works properly and doesn’t malfunction constantly. Wearing a shirt like that is basically like wearing your life story on your sleeve, quite literally. It’s like saying, “Hey world, I’m a walking medical nightmare, courtesy of my dear ol’ parents’ having sex. Gross.” Imagine the reactions you’d get wearing it to a family gathering. Grandma would probably clutch her pearls, Uncle Bob would choke on his potato salad, and your younger cousin would ask, “Mommy, what’s a bloodline curse?” But hey, at least you’ve got a unique fashion statement and an excuse to skip out on those dreaded family genetics discussions at the dinner table. This t-shirt is hilarious and I if you think it is funny too, I hope that you will buy it. This t-shirt is also great for with family genetic autoimmune disorders.
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
.: Perfect gift for your friends who identify as Spoonies
.: Get a t-shirt as a gift for your friends with autoimmune disorders
Great funny t-shirt for some of these autoimmune disorders: Lupus, MCTD, Scleroderma, Rheumatoid Arthritis, fibromyalgia, Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, POTS syndrome, Crohn’s, Graves, Celiacs, Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, Cancer, Autoimmune Gastritis, Autoimmune Thyroid, Hashimotos, Crohn’s, Graves, Celiacs, Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, Psoriatic arthritis, Reactive arthritis, Vasculitis, Enteropathic arthritis, Myositis, Systemic sclerosis, etc
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